Ok. Here we go. After much (a couple of people) arm-twisting from those I know, The Cracker Daddy has decided to put his opinions, thoughts, rants and things he finds of interest out into the internet via a blog.
So, why start blogging on the last day of the year rather than on the first day of a shiny new year? Well, why not? As those of you who will read this blog will find out, The Cracker Daddy is a mess -- in more ways than one. This time of the year to tends to exacerbate the messiness in The Cracker Daddy's life -- something about not carrying forward into the new year all of the trash and garbage from the old year that should be left to wither, rot and dissipate into the ether along with the year past. So, resolved to jettison the detritus that accumulates over the course of the year(s), The Cracker Daddy bids adieu to the hustlers, vagisites and other soul-sucking leeches that have attached themselves like barnacles onto The Cracker Daddy's hull.
Now, having taken care of that bit of housekeeping, it's time to head off to the All-Good Cafe for a late lunch and then Times X Cellars in Lakewood to get some mighty tasty wine for tonight.
A big tip of the hat goes out to The Cracker Daddy's Only Legitimate Spawn for being there for her daddy and unconditionally loving him warts (and there are lots of those) and all. Just know that your daddy unconditionally loves you too sweetie.
Another big tip of the hat goes to his niglet for being there when he needed her. Even when he didn't need her (or so he thought), a bitch was there for The Cracker Daddy -- I'm looking at you Lady K ;-)
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